Some people juggle geese.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
- a. How often do you masturbate?
- At most, a couple times a day, sometimes non if im busy or at someone else’s house though
- b. How do you masturbate?
- With my dick cause i have no other options at the moment
- c. What do you fantasize about while masturbating?
- Getting fucked mostly, as either gender, by either gender
- d. What is your sexual orientation?
- Pansexual
- e. What is your most common sexual fantasy?
- Me as female
- f. What is your strangest sexual fantasy?
- See above
- g.What do you think is your strangest kink?
- Genderplay
- h. What is your most prominent sexual kink?
- Anal?
- i. What fictional character do you find most sexually attractive?
- I actually don’t know, most of the ones I find attractive aren’t in a sexual manner
- j. What do you taste like?
- I don’t know
- k. Describe your first time having sex.
- Awkward, disorienting, but not bad
- l. Describe your first time giving oral.
- He liked it, it was fun having his squirm
- m. Describe your first time recieving oral.
- Not great, but not his fault
- n. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at once?
- Not yet
- o. What is your favourite sexual activity?
- Foreplay
- p. How do you feel about guro?
- Ew
- q. How do you feel about furries?
- If they have highly anthorpomorphized features, but the furrier, the more of a turn off
- r. What is your favourite monstergirl/monsterboy?
- Uhhh none?
- s. Where is your favourite place to be touched?
- Penis I suppose, but nowhere really Gets me going,
- t. How do you feel about dirty talk?
- Enjoy
- u. Top or bottom?
- Both
- v. How do you feel about BDSM?
- If it is Super light, and I am the dominate
- w. Tell us about your most embarrassing sexual encounter .
- I was bad at dirty talk in the beginning is all you get to know
- x. Describe your last sexual encounter.
- Fun, he moaned, I moaned, it was good
- y. Would you ever consider being a stripper?
- No
- z. Favourite type of porn?
- Gender Bender stuff
Well I would but some fucker put in a-z so they’ll all be in that pist
Street harassment is not a compliment.
Oh My Gosh, finally I did it! Perfect! *.*
That’s awesome!
someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
I just want to lay here with you, lay here and kiss you to make up for the couple hundred days I couldn’t kiss you. I want your hands to trace me and then pull me into the tightest, comfiest hug and not ever let go. To kiss my forehead and rest your chin on my head. I want that.
(Source: hoaaang)
(Source: katinka-euphoria)
Great Gatsby captioned exactly how it happened.
TMI Sexual Asks
a. How often do you masturbate?
b. How do you masturbate?
c. What do you fantasize about while masturbating?
d. What is your sexual orientation?
e. What is your most common sexual fantasy?
f. What is your strangest sexual fantasy?
g.What do you think is your strangest kink?
h. What is your most prominent sexual kink?
i. What fictional character do you find most sexually attractive?
j. What do you taste like?
k. Describe your first time having sex.
l. Describe your first time giving oral.
m. Describe your first time recieving oral.
n. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at once?
o. What is your favourite sexual activity?
p. How do you feel about guro?
q. How do you feel about furries?
r. What is your favourite monstergirl/monsterboy?
s. Where is your favourite place to be touched?
t. How do you feel about dirty talk?
u. Top or bottom?
v. How do you feel about BDSM?
w. Tell us about your most embarrassing sexual encounter .
x. Describe your last sexual encounter.
y. Would you ever consider being a stripper?
z. Favourite type of porn?
when you read a fanfic and you thought it was a completed work
but it’s not
And then you look at the description and it says: Last updated in 2005
(Source: tosaunterisparisian)
well that escalated quickly
Eridan (x) | Sollux (x) | Video (x)
Sometimes mornings just aren’t a thing.
(Source: thiswontbebigondignity)
dont be mean
be median or mode
damn math fandom bloggers
shut up we have a good range of jokes
this is our domain
guys we’re forgetting the point of this post and going off on a tangent
Are you all done cos I’ve had enough of this by now
Damn math fandom bloggers
shut your pi hole